Knock Knock Nifty Note Pad, Parking Citation ~ Knock Knock


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Knock Knock Nifty Note Pad, Parking Citation

Brand Knock Knock
Author(s) Knock Knock
Category Office Product
Sales Rank 8789
Amazon.com Price $5.80
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  • Parking Citation Nifty Note Pad makes it easy to strike a blow for curbside justice
  • Measures 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets
  • Charge offenders with having a regrettable bumper sticker, parking on the lawn, wasting curb space, and so much more
  • A practical-joke gift they'll actually use
  • Knock Knock's communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities to pass judgment and spit wit on paper
Strike a blow for curbside justice with our Parking Citation-spiffed up and back by popular demand. Charge offenders with infractions from wasting curb space to driving an ego machine, and remind them that they're being watched-and judged. We are Knock Knock, a product design company with aspirations to greatness. We concoct, manufacture, and distribute witty objects of cosmopolitan panache from our shamelessly sunny perch on the left-hand coast. Our domain is desire rather than necessity, though we seek to infuse our creations with utility and meaning. We believe in the Golden Rule, friendly customer service, and shipping quality merchandise on time, though occasionally we are grumpy, and circumstances beyond our control result in tardiness. We suffer fools not gladly, but for the most part we actually like other human beings. Our customers comprise the impish, the dapper, the droll, the young-at-heart, those who prefer the humor of the truth to false feel-good affirmations.